Eat One's Cake And Have It Too

Benefit from two mutually exclusive things at the same time; consume or use something yet still retain possession of it. Typically used negatively to denote an impossible or greedy desire.

Examples:

  • Doug was engaged to Ann and still dating Jane; he was trying to eat his cake and have it, too.

Origin: John Heywood's proverb collection, 1546

Synonyms: have one